“Swisha house… you know… like swisha SWUH-WEETZ”
“Doo’ i gota allll duh silvahs, IZ DAT FURG?”
“Why did my girl text me saying she is afraid of you?”
“You sound like Owen Wilson!”
“Doo’ check it out.. I put my car keys in the jar so that no one can steal my car while we take it to McDonalds” “Richard, we need your keys to take your car to McDonalds” *stares blankly into jar for 30 seconds* “Aiight, letz go!” “…We need your keys…”
Forever my favorite shirt, still one of the most hilarious nights of my life
